J. Neil Stump

J. Neil Stump is a 5th generation, licensed funeral director and embalmer and serves as county medical examiner for Calhoun and Gilmer Counties.

He graduated from Cincinnati College of Mortuary Science with a degree in Mortuary Science. He attended WVU-Parkersburg and holds a degree in Auto Diesel Technology from Nashville Auto Diesel College. He owns and operates Superior Service Company, providing cemetery and vault services. He also owns Stump Polled Herefords which engages in the breeding of Registered Polled Hereford cattle. He serves as President of the West Virginia Polled Hereford Assn. and is a member of the National Funeral Directors Association, West Virginia Funeral Directors Association, National Cattlemen's Association, West Virginia Cattlemen's Association, National Wild Turkey Federation and is a life member of the National Rifle Association.

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